Partially-Shaved
March 13, 2008
About half an hour ago I discovered to my horror that I left the house this morning only partially shaved. I missed a small section just under my right nostril and am currently sporting what can only be described as the beginings of half a Hitler-tash. I think we can all agree that post-1946 a Hitler-tash is something of a facial hair faux-pas. With half a Hitler-tash people are going to be confused as to exactly what I was trying to do and will most likely be offended anyway. I am going to have to spend the day angling my head, standing sideways-on to people or positioning my hand to cover up my deeply innapropriate stubble growth. Read the rest of this entry »
